what if amelia isn’t real?
The only way the Death Dick can be foiled: she was never real in the first place.

Woah, take a look at Dean’s face. The body language, everything.
He’s protective of Benny… and protecting him from Sam.
This is… so not right.
what if amelia isn’t real?
The only way the Death Dick can be foiled: she was never real in the first place.

Don’t worry. Death Dick to the rescue.
A little while ago, I prompted my roommate (maedhros21) with Sam/Wendigo PWP, because I’m an awful person. She vomited a little in her mouth, and told me that maybe, maaaayyybeee, it would happen, but only if she was extremely drunk.
Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, she was extremely drunk.
SHARON YOU NEED TO DEVELOP ADDITiONAL INTERESTS IN LIFE. HOW ABOUT BOBBY’S INEVITABLE SLIDE INTO MADNESS HOW ABOUT THAT?
Kayla, shut up there are Death Dicks at stake here. As a woman, you should be concerned.
maedhros21 said: Caps D Lock I is C such K a O sign F of D rationality. E Such A a T grand H indicator of your sanity. You’re seeing it everywhere now aren’t you?
DON’T BE RIDICULOUS. If I was seeing the Cock of Death everywhere, I would already be feeling the chill of the grave. Also happiness.
They should have just started looking for the body after Sam said he slept with her.
Hell, Sam should have told Dean straight up and saved them the trip to the diner.
Sharon your fixation on Sam’s dick is becoming a problem.
Kayla, it is not possible for this to be a problem. YOU’RE BEING IRRATIONAL OK?!???!?!?!
The final episode of the last season of this show, they will finally exorcise Sam’s penis.
And the female population will breathe a sigh of relief.
Damnit, EVERY TIME!!!
Dean keeps a tally not of the women he’s slept with, but of the lives destroyed by the hog in Sam’s pants.
(Source: dudeufugly)